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The Twelve Characters of Christmas (Parody)


In the spirit of the holiday, if you desire to sing the characters referenced in this blog post, you can sing along to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

A Scrooge from the Big City

On the second day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the third day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the fourth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the fifth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the sixth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Six Fiances

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the seventh day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Seven Christmas Ghosts

Six Fiances

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the eighth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Eight Honest Children

Seven Christmas Ghosts

Six Fiances

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the ninth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Nine Wise Santas

Eight Honest Children

Seven Christmas Ghosts

Six Fiances

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

And a Scrooge from the Big City

On the tenth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Ten Baking Mothers

Nine Wise Santas

Eight Honest Children

Seven Christmas Ghosts

Six Fiances

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the eleventh day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Eleven Workers’ Sick Days

Ten Baking Mothers

Nine Wise Santas

Eight Honest Children

Seven Christmas Ghosts

Six Fiances

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me:

Twelve Suppressed Artists

Eleven Workers’ Sick Days

Ten Baking Mothers

Nine Wise Santas

Eight Honest Children

Seven Christmas Ghosts

Six Fiances

Five Instigators

Four Tipping Points

Three Poster Childs

Two Mentors

and a Scrooge from the Big City.

 

J. J. Hanna is attending Taylor University for a degree in Professional Writing. She has published multiple devotions and book reviews and is a beginning comic artist. She published her first book, Existence, in 2015. Look for it on Amazon.

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