The Twelve Characters of Christmas (Parody)
In the spirit of the holiday, if you desire to sing the characters referenced in this blog post, you can sing along to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
A Scrooge from the Big City
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Six Fiances
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Seven Christmas Ghosts
Six Fiances
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Eight Honest Children
Seven Christmas Ghosts
Six Fiances
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Nine Wise Santas
Eight Honest Children
Seven Christmas Ghosts
Six Fiances
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
And a Scrooge from the Big City
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Ten Baking Mothers
Nine Wise Santas
Eight Honest Children
Seven Christmas Ghosts
Six Fiances
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Eleven Workers’ Sick Days
Ten Baking Mothers
Nine Wise Santas
Eight Honest Children
Seven Christmas Ghosts
Six Fiances
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Twelve Suppressed Artists
Eleven Workers’ Sick Days
Ten Baking Mothers
Nine Wise Santas
Eight Honest Children
Seven Christmas Ghosts
Six Fiances
Five Instigators
Four Tipping Points
Three Poster Childs
Two Mentors
and a Scrooge from the Big City.
J. J. Hanna is attending Taylor University for a degree in Professional Writing. She has published multiple devotions and book reviews and is a beginning comic artist. She published her first book, Existence, in 2015. Look for it on Amazon.